Rae_Ballet

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

5
Badges!

8
Comments

274
Visits

9
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Rae_ballet

Not specified

Rae_ballet - Followers

Rae_ballet - Followed

Rae_ballet's page visits

lovers5201

daynas93

kitkat753

Fucked!

Rae_ballet's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

11_badgename

11_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Rae_ballet's favorite FMLs

By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

agreeclassic 91 837

vote type 1 12 757

By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

agreeclassic 15 246

vote type 1 69 084

It's too dark in here

By Bob smith - 19/12/2011 20:57 - Australia

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

agreeclassic 13 885

vote type 1 33 592

By dealingdave - 19/12/2011 12:24 - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

agreeclassic 34 348

vote type 1 3 052

dealingdave app_comment_confession_title

dealingdave 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:36

I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

By fmT719 - 18/12/2011 23:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

agreeclassic 23 650

vote type 1 17 383