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Chicago, USA
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Sunday 12 January 1992
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Hello everyone! My name is Elizabeth, but I prefer Liz. I am 20 years old and I live outside of Chicago. I am a concert/music/portrait/landscape/etc. photographer. I work for a publisher called Shameless Youth. The site is: www.shamelessyouth.org. I love to photograph bands live. My other interests are: traveling, boating, swimming, tanning, going on walks/hikes, hanging out with friends, going online and so much more. My Facebook: www.facebook.com/elizabethreszke My Twitter: www.twitter.com/lizziemurder My Flickr: www.flickr.com/photos/lizziemurder My Tumblr: www.eyesvacantand-stained.tumblr.com Other iPod apps I use: Instagram, Draw Simething, Words With Friends, etc. (ask for others). Usernames for above: lizreszke. Enjoy!

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By yodada - 10/03/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By anonymous - 05/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the janitor's closet of the pet store where I work. We were really getting into it when we were rudely interrupted by dozens of salamanders crawling up our legs. I had forgotten to lock the cage before we started. FML

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By Bashit - 01/04/2012 01:00 - United States - Bullard

Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML

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By TheL1nds - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML

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