Mr_Positive

0
Followed

1
Followers

3
Badges!

130
Comments

2413
Visits

121
Favorites

Oakville, Canada
33 years-old
Tuesday 21 July 1992
Not specified

A propos de Mr_positive

Not specified

Mr_positive - Followers

BirgitHerr...

Mr_positive - Followed

Mr_positive's page visits

lovers5201

slowdad105

BirgitHerr...

CatherineB...

patoudu340...

fluffypanc...

Terzy

Freeze_fml

kittygirl2...

wtfismyfml

JustSoLost

darienlake

Fucked!

Mr_positive's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

74_badgename

74_badgedesc

73_badgename

73_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

75_badgename

75_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Mr_positive's favorite FMLs

Dingdong

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me. Thinking it would be the nice thing to do, I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

agreeclassic 20 594

vote type 1 65 161

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

agreeclassic 41 961

vote type 1 3 469

By leigh2812 - 05/01/2010 22:03 - France

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

agreeclassic 41 832

vote type 1 14 486

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

agreeclassic 35 072

vote type 1 7 800

Good one, thanks

By MarkTheShark - 12/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

agreeclassic 40 926

vote type 1 6 868