Freakout meee - 13/01/2010 00:55 - United States Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML 16 543 23 553
Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML 55 600 4 684
Chill out, mom chasingcars0624 - 28/08/2009 23:44 - United States Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML 41 990 13 194