By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank
By Lesser spotted female gaming nerd - 12/01/2016 02:47 - United States - Arlington
By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Spencer
By Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.
By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis
OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.