By injuredwifelady - 23/02/2016 08:23 - United States - Omaha
The Top
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By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00
Put the eggs in one basket!
By PsychoBoulevard - 13/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Tollhouse
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00
Not really my problem, but OK
By wtf - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Trust
By CoA - 06/09/2016 11:40 - United States - Dekalb
Method acting
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By AnimalWorld - 03/07/2016 16:57 - United States - Honeoye Falls
AnimalWorld tells us more.
Hey everybody, OP here. I just want to clarify a few things. First of all I was able to walk. I went up to the woman who told me I couldn't, handed her a quarter, and told her to keep the change. And for those of you who think I'm just an idiot for not paying, they only made you aware you owe money if you buy a lunch from the school in the last 2 weeks of classes, which I haven't done in 3 years. So no I wasn't aware. AND to make matters worse, if you still have money in your account at the end of the year, you aren't issued a refund. But these 14 cents were somehow a deal breaker. That seems a bit twisted to me. Thanks to everyone who was concerned! I'm an official graduate now!
Hopeless
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By RosaMaravillosa - 27/06/2016 18:09 - Netherlands - Amsterdam
You what?
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By Noob - 05/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Houston
Mystery person
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By UhOh - 25/04/2018 17:30
Emma Eisnor tells us more.
Hey OP here! This actually happened when I went on a two week trip to Italy back in the beginning of March. The rest of the trip was actually great I toured the entire country! As for what happened, I was on my period with a pad on and it took me 6 hours of the 8 hour flight to fall asleep, but as soon as I did fall asleep all hell broke loose apparently. I didn’t tell the flight attendants because I was too embarrassed so I kind of just got up and awkwardly waddled away. Could have been worse though!
By Chin... uh.... - 10/05/2016 22:42 - United States - Phoenix
WTF dude?
By 4evalone - 22/04/2016 18:06 - United States
Early morning noise
By Juju Bear - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By Bex98 - 28/09/2015 16:31 - United States - San Francisco
Bex98 tells us more.
Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year when I was 16 years old, and I was broke as hell and almost agreed. But then his wife showed up and he pretended he didn't know me XD
Not now, Sweetie
By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00
Seems fair
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By Damn - 12/01/2018 00:30 - United Kingdom - Manchester
It's not mine, dumbass
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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30
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Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D