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By bdsam - 23/01/2018 06:00

Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML

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This is why you should not steal stuff from your parents room. Why are you going through his personal space and how would you feel if he went through yours?

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Where did you find it in the first place? If the answer is also your dad's bedroom, YDI

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TCRII 29

Tuesday 23 January 2018 21:36

Did you find it inside a pillow case?

GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 24 January 2018 2:27

You deserve it, don't go through other people's stuff.

Seymore Collins 7

Friday 26 January 2018 8:30

YDI for stealing from your parents. Your mom probably had to use your dad's tie for a blindfold now! shame on you

jordanashley211 20

Friday 26 January 2018 18:35

Yikes

jfsiv 17

Monday 29 January 2018 20:35

Well.... Aren't you just a nosey little wanker?

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