Pranks and Love: YouTubers must be stopped - FML

YouTubers must be stopped

By TuT - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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SarahSehhati 40

Saturday 20 September 2014 5:07

I would take a picture of him in the tub put it on Facebook and post: Someone started their period....

AFaye3964 17

Saturday 20 September 2014 5:06

Thats a horrible prank to pull!

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momac86 17

Sunday 21 September 2014 8:46

He would've been bleeding after I got done with him and that camcorder sure would've been working

ShitHappen_fml 15

Sunday 21 September 2014 10:56

That is awesome

WeskerxChris 12

Sunday 21 September 2014 18:45

Maybe a wack in the nuts would've been a good way to see if he was actually dead ;)

ViviMage 39

Monday 22 September 2014 4:11

I would make the manchild sleep on the couch tonight!!

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Monday 22 September 2014 13:41

no he wouldn't

McNarsty97 15

Monday 22 September 2014 7:38

That's ******* hilarious. FHL for having a wife who thinks this is an FML

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Monday 22 September 2014 8:51

No !

InTheMagic 3

Tuesday 23 September 2014 9:36

He's sounds jokes but it's a horrid prank kick his arse

micka13_123 7

Monday 6 October 2014 14:28

I am actually gutted that his video camera hadn't been recording properly aswell. Would have loved to see it hahhaahaha

paolino_fml 18

Tuesday 30 December 2014 21:46

I hate when the cameras don't record properly!

Octopudding 17

Saturday 1 August 2015 10:32

If it were me, I would divorce him. He should not be joking about suicide nor putting you through that.

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