Sex and Miscellaneous: You sure this is the right time?

You sure this is the right time?

By KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

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livgasms 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:01

classy.

Lukeloveshugs 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:04

Why didn't you just leave? its not as if she can follow you while taking a dump.

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ZiplockP 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:30

nothing like a classy lady

iLoveBoobies21 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:32

What tha ****?

EmilyFelton98 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:33

the toilet BEST Place To Have THE TALK

SpotShot 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:35

lol hahaha!!!

MareNostrum 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:42

Brown birds?

Cleao18317 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:23

and sometimes green

burgerburger 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:48

why were you in there?

tylenol123 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:52

were you wathin her...0.0

missyj0 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:01

I really hope she wasn't "wathin" her.

kris2335 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:56

HOW ATTRACTIVE;DD

pinkrink9 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:09

why were you in there?

AmethystRain 20

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:10

Maybe she thought the expression was "turds and the bees".

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