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By phonegotlostinthepark - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

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Tuesday 3 December 2013 23:49

Track your number, since this guy is obviously too dumb to turn the thing off.

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Comments

AerBear115 15

Wednesday 4 December 2013 3:41

Cops can track it :)

DopeGrapez 5

Wednesday 4 December 2013 3:45

eff your life

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:08

Call the police, track that phone

ezrajab 22

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:17

Report him no one should do that

Killswitchknot 20

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:22

Another reason to hate people. I hope you get your phone replaced, OP.

bondjames5698 7

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:28

Faith in humanity lost

awkotaco333 15

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:32

call him back lol

rebel_mystic 11

Wednesday 4 December 2013 4:42

can the cops trace the phone and find where its at?

dweeds508 24

Wednesday 4 December 2013 5:42

Track your phone, then you'll see whose laughing

ViviMage 39

Wednesday 4 December 2013 6:07

Find my iPhone app, you can erase/lock/track!

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