Love, Music and Divorce: You're so vain, you probably think this FML's about you

You're so vain, you probably think this FML's about you

By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML

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By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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1known 30

Wednesday 2 March 2022 7:54

Though but thoughtful. She should have let other hints... like actually telling you, but I admire the idea.

AzraelAngelus 15

Wednesday 2 March 2022 4:48

I really hope you have a prenup

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AzraelAngelus 15

Wednesday 2 March 2022 4:48

I really hope you have a prenup

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 2 March 2022 7:00

You might have just thought she was a MAGA-head complaining about the 2020 election.

1known 30

Wednesday 2 March 2022 7:54

Though but thoughtful. She should have let other hints... like actually telling you, but I admire the idea.

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