Embarrassing, Drunk and Health: You played yourself - FML

You played yourself

By anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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Tpracingkg 15

Monday 25 March 2013 23:06

Darwinism

theherd 4

Monday 25 March 2013 23:05

Bye children!

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twaumat 28

Thursday 4 April 2013 7:03

hope you're good now!

krez 20

Thursday 4 April 2013 17:15

Good joke!

MilkyFilmz 26

Wednesday 5 June 2013 19:20

The sex must be shocking

Ugi 26

Monday 2 December 2013 13:31

If there was ever evidence that stupidity is its own punishment then this has to be it!

braga_fangirl98 13

Sunday 29 December 2013 7:39

stupid

Comoke1024 19

Tuesday 11 February 2014 18:56

Today, I began to wonder why some people choose to share the stories that they do.

sirbob692 7

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:43

DUMBASS!!!!!

_Not_even_epic_ 7

Tuesday 3 June 2014 9:30

Natural selection....

SamanthaThe1st 22

Tuesday 9 September 2014 0:19

What in all of God's creation caused you to think tazing your balls would be a good idea? Being drunk is not an excuse. I have never thought that while drunk, hell I've never done something that stupid

KxHoneyCombxP 24

Wednesday 22 July 2015 8:11

ydi, dumbass

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