Roommate, Awkward, Texting and Breakfast: You know what I mean?

You know what I mean?

By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 22:00

Today, I accidentally texted my new housemate saying, “Hey, wanna get freaky before moving in tomorrow morning?” It was supposed to say “breaky”, as in "breakfast." This should be nice and awkward. FML

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We need an update on how it went!😅

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Wednesday 13 April 2022 10:03

always proofread!

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