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By Anonymous - 07/03/2020 23:16

Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML

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Saturday 7 March 2020 23:25

[Insert "situation" comment here] Looks like you'll be eating at restaurants for the rest of your lease term.

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