Animals, Job interview, Cats and Scary: You ain't from around here, are you?

You ain't from around here, are you?

By Sylv - 15/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML

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But did you get a fever?

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JackWood 20

Wednesday 15 March 2023 4:06

But did you get a fever?

ashlston 12

Wednesday 15 March 2023 13:06

As someone who grew up chasing and catching stray cats,I just don't get how a "pack" of them chased you

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