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By Anonymous - 29/11/2025 15:00

Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML

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Sunday 30 November 2025 7:22

Why are you calling a 16 year old CHILD attractive..?

DLBL 20

Saturday 29 November 2025 16:13

Does she have grandpa issues? Is someone punking you? Either way....don't do it, man.

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DLBL 20

Saturday 29 November 2025 16:13

Does she have grandpa issues? Is someone punking you? Either way....don't do it, man.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 30 November 2025 3:41

16 will get you 20, my friend. Run.

JuneBleeds4 19

Sunday 30 November 2025 7:22

Why are you calling a 16 year old CHILD attractive..?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 30 November 2025 16:46

"She's just sixteen years old, leave her alone."

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