School: Today, I explained to my teacher that I wasn't at school yesterday...

By nobodywasthere - 29/11/2017 01:30

Today, I explained to my teacher that I wasn't at school yesterday due to three doctor appointments for my moderate epilepsy. Yesterday was senior skip day. She gave me detention for lying. FML

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Tuesday 7 November 2017 4:55

bring in a receipt of you checking in or out of your appointments.

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Totally absurd. Take in a note from the doctor. Do you have a 504 plan?

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Monday 4 December 2017 0:24

Next time bring your doctor's note

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