Weird, Scary and Transportation: Yes problem

Yes problem

By DarkDolly - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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Saturday 4 February 2012 19:44

I would be scared, very very scared

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Saturday 4 February 2012 19:45

Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.

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Wednesday 23 July 2025 1:21

He should be of the line drive up the middle that should’ve come next

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