Pregnancy, Awkward and Health: Yeetus

Yeetus

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

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By youreajoker - 10/11/2010 10:28 - Australia

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Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anna - 20/01/2019 16:00

Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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AbeNoOrochi 9

Friday 2 October 2020 22:23

That’s why we have condoms, IUDs, pills, and plan b. YDI.

randybryant799 20

Monday 18 April 2022 21:59

Why would you go to the Dr for a minor cold? That makes absolutely no sense.

Wadlaen 23

Friday 1 August 2025 0:31

Exactly how did he treat your cold to end up with this result?

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