Intimacy: Wuss

Wuss

By Username - 01/12/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

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Wednesday 1 December 2010 22:19

Well, he's right. Get a bigger house so the back and front doors aren't so close together. Or you could have sex in the dark, then he'll never know.

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Wednesday 1 December 2010 22:28

I see his point. He probably doesn't want to have to look at your vag at all when he's going down on your asshole.

Comments

tucansam555 3

Thursday 2 December 2010 4:20

its not like 69 where ur ass is at his nose if you just go down ur nose is at the ******....wat a puss

TheSofaKing 7

Thursday 2 December 2010 4:53

When Aunt Flo is at the front door, you go to the back door.

TheSofaKing 7

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:00

Pussy is like the Mafia, one slip of the toung, you are in deep .....

22cute 17

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:09

I'm creeped out that you're still going out with a guy who won't go down on you.

cornix 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:12

Sorry but your boyfriend is actually gay or you are really unattractive. Can't see any straight guy saying that. I for one love it, it's even better than the actual thing.

TheSofaKing 7

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:14

Shower together and clean each others goodies

towboatdude 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 5:36

If he is unwilling to go down. And is afraid of the back door. Kick his ass to the curb. From the way I read it. He's a wuss a winey little bitch. Go find someone that will hit that back door for you. Just send me some pics. And I might just come hit it for you. Because sometimes you just gotta bust up in through the back door.