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Wrecked

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 22:00 - Albania

Today, I crashed my brother's car. All my friends know about this and not a single person has ask if I'm OK, even my dad and brother don't seem to be worried about me. Only my mother and I are sad because I don't know how to pay for a new car, the old one is in pieces. Thank god I'm alive but maybe dead would've been better. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 17 April 2023 0:51

Your brother knows and you're still alive? When one sibling totals the other's car, death by being mangled in a fiery crash is the easier way out.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 17 April 2023 0:51

Your brother knows and you're still alive? When one sibling totals the other's car, death by being mangled in a fiery crash is the easier way out.

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