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Worst life hack ever

By 1meme129 - 24/02/2016 14:12 - United States - Denver

Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML

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Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML

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Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:32

Solid logic, that. He's making great strides in the theory of hygiene.

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No high-fives with him.

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Emmy0806 6

Saturday 27 February 2016 0:53

That is truly amazing

edmunson 22

Saturday 27 February 2016 7:13

Your "little cousin's" life is the one that is ******. Can someone teach him "hygiene"?

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