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Wobble wobble

By Dr.Octopus454 - 07/10/2011 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML

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ollie179 21

Friday 7 October 2011 18:41

Why were you watching his penis wobble then? Look at his face.

that1guy1 13

Friday 7 October 2011 18:38

Nothing wrong with a healthy conversation regardless of clothing.

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shoobop 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 3:40

...I think u go to my pool.. o.O

twistedstixx2 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:03

any naked chicks though? 0_0 lol

cubsrock2 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:38

so u were watching his penis wiggle the whole time? lol

mococruz721 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:47

I would have definitely fooled around with him. ;)

groovis 2

Monday 10 October 2011 2:26

My little man jumped at your comment :-)

freshx_fml 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:14

Haha, reminds me of A. Sandler's "holy jeez I want to lick 'em" quote #googleit

Shadow4i5 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 7:43

Ugh the fat old guys r the worst. They won't shut up

MainPrism 16

Saturday 8 October 2011 10:34

So walk off...

Igor_g5 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:05

Why were you watching his penis?

badactor009 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 17:51

You are the one who decides to stand there talking to naked old guys and then post a FML about it. WTF, over?

LeeChavez 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:28

Alright. What pool is going to be open in October in the United Kingdom? I call bull.

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