Miscellaneous: Within the past few months I have my gotten my car totaled, my... - FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 09:45 - United States - Youngstown

Within the past few months I have my gotten my car totaled, my girl left me, my laptop broke, let go from my job, my two cats got sick and died, and now ive been kicked out of my house by my mother. FML

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Thor1012 28

Thursday 26 January 2017 15:32

Wow.. I feel you I've just gotten over this nearly identical situation. Head up keep going it gets better i promise.. allow yourself a few days to wallow.. and then head up to keep going

LoZelda123 20

Saturday 28 January 2017 1:31

I think we all literally need to have a group hug with you OP

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Thor1012 28

Thursday 26 January 2017 15:32

Wow.. I feel you I've just gotten over this nearly identical situation. Head up keep going it gets better i promise.. allow yourself a few days to wallow.. and then head up to keep going

Thor1012 28

Thursday 26 January 2017 15:32

Wow.. I feel you I've just gotten over this nearly identical situation. Head up keep going it gets better i promise.. allow yourself a few days to wallow.. and then head up to keep going

LoZelda123 20

Saturday 28 January 2017 1:31

I think we all literally need to have a group hug with you OP

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Today, wanting to surprise my boyfriend, I shaved everything "down there." When he saw the result, he burst out laughing and said I looked like a plucked chicken. FML

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Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of an unresolved issue, the dealership mistakenly reported the rental vehicle I'm using in the meantime as stolen. The police surrounded my work as I was meeting with a potential client. FML

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Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

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Today, our chocolate Labrador ran away. My dad adopted it because he really wanted a hunting dog, promising he'd be in charge of its training and feeding. I ended up getting saddled with that instead. The dog was so hyper it was untrainable, and dad blamed me when it burst out of its kennel and bolted into the night. FML

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Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML

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