Intimacy, Embarrassing and Awkward: Wiped out - FML

Wiped out

By At least I came... - 17/09/2022 02:00 - Germany - Frechen

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Today, my wife and I had a quickie, then my wife left to fetch our daughter afterward. I wanted to work out, but after that orgasm, I didn't have the energy. I wrote my wife that due to my recent orgasm, I was too weak for sport. Turns out I wrote it to a group chat including my wife and mother-in-law. FML

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