Kids, Relatable, Awkward and Hair: Wig out

Wig out

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 18:00

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a toupee. It's my real hair. FML

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Michael Branchfield 5

Saturday 28 September 2019 22:53

is this President Trump?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 September 2019 18:11

At least someone's honest enough to tell you what a crappy haircut you have!

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 September 2019 18:11

At least someone's honest enough to tell you what a crappy haircut you have!

ajh1800 25

Saturday 28 September 2019 19:08

If the comment bothers you that much, go to the salon and try out a new haircut!

Michael Branchfield 5

Saturday 28 September 2019 22:53

is this President Trump?

Drai Gray 8

Sunday 29 September 2019 3:45

your hair could just look so good it doesn't look real...

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 30 September 2019 3:02

Time to start wearing a hat.

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