Animals, Dogs and Painful: Who's a good boy?

Who's a good boy?

By Hey buddy - 10/11/2022 10:00

Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML

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Larissa E. Royster 15

Friday 11 November 2022 3:42

Your Puppy did nothing wrong! 😅😂

Sdog 6

Thursday 10 November 2022 20:45

Probably the worst part of owning dogs.

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Sdog 6

Thursday 10 November 2022 20:45

Probably the worst part of owning dogs.

Larissa E. Royster 15

Friday 11 November 2022 3:42

Your Puppy did nothing wrong! 😅😂

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