Love and Friends: What? How? When?

What? How? When?

By Anonymous - 06/03/2022 10:00

Today, I got broken up with by someone I wasn't even dating. They had gone radio silent for two weeks and just popped in to say it was "better to be honest" instead of radio silence. FML

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Look, we need to talk. I think we should get a divorce. And I talked to the kids. They all want to come live with me. Even Jiggly Pete.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 March 2022 15:46

Look, we need to talk. I think we should get a divorce. And I talked to the kids. They all want to come live with me. Even Jiggly Pete.

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