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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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SirThuswindburn 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:21

Some people pee when they're scared. And then there's you.

obnum 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:20

Did it fall back into your butt?? O.O

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IHaveNoKoolAid 10

Sunday 27 January 2013 21:58

I wonder how the people near the bottom of the roller coaster felt?

buckdharma 37

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:08

If Op had got on the Mind Eraser, this wouldn't be a FML.

finnrambo 13

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:11

feel sorry for the guy who has to clean it up, "today somebody shit on the ride I was working on FML"

ni0ve 9

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:12

wat were u wearing?!

FalconSam1414 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 23:14

How is that in any way relevant to this FML???

Gestpacho88 12

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:19

Wouldn't it be worse for him though? Since it probably ended up on the back of his head....

iBlamethetruth 9

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:31

"Ah, gravity. Thou art a heartless bitch!" - Sheldon. :)

micahdunk 13

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:41

You can really handle roller coasters...ha

Sammitheshit 10

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:41

Yikes! That would be embarrassing

baseballgirl25 6

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:44

Hopefully your mouth was closed.

taminak 4

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:45

So this is a true fml.

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