Weekend Routine By FML Videos - 10/11/2018 18:00 - United States - New York If only this could last forever... agreeclassic 274 vote type 1 88 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was at my aunt and uncle's house. I went to the bathroom and after I washed my hands, I took a Q-tip out of the carton to clean my ears. When I reached for a second one, I noticed that every Q-tip in the carton was actually already used. FML agreeclassic 50 271 vote type 1 8 267
Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML agreeclassic 32 987 vote type 1 2 686
Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML agreeclassic 25 687 vote type 1 5 734
Today, my mother refuses to believe I’m gay because I’m too handsome. Apparently only really ugly men can be gay, because they’re too ugly to get women, and choose to date other ugly guys instead. I can’t believe I came out of that bigoted, racist, scumbucket's womb. The thought makes me sick. FML agreeclassic 1 179 vote type 1 441
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML agreeclassic 10 127 vote type 1 29 862
Today, I told my boss to choose between A and B, with A achieving his longterm goal, and B producing a quick win, but not leading to anywhere near A. He told me to come with a "hybrid" approach." FML agreeclassic 803 vote type 1 183