Cars, Bikes and Transportation: Wee woo wee woo - FML

Wee woo wee woo

By joshualover - 23/09/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML

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Thursday 23 September 2010 9:10

Uuuuh ok?

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Thursday 23 September 2010 9:28

...Betty White?

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Thursday 23 September 2010 11:33

I think I read about that in "who gives a ****" magazine.

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