Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: War drums

War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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Comments

SecretlyEvil9792 22

Tuesday 9 August 2011 11:30

My boyfriend does something similar.

MarsBarz 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 2:15

LOLOL

elliegurl11 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:54

My sisters bf luvs star wars...mine doesnt. Her boyfriends older then us.

2close4comfort 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 20:55

Is it weird tht I find that to be a turn on?

tprocon33 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:26

If my boyfriend did that I think it would be kind of funny :) i guess thats why im the jock and he's the unathletic video game nerd.

OurLadySorrow 3

Friday 12 August 2011 7:31

I think that's hilarious! Don't complain! I like him :)

kourizlife 2

Friday 12 August 2011 21:57

ROFL

StefanoMorelli 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 9:24

win

sugerbabe116 4

Monday 15 August 2011 1:47

That's not a fml that's a WIN LOL! Ftw.

Bloodandroses13 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 6:52

lol That's actually pretty awesome.

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