Love, Roommate and Relatable: Wake up Boo! - FML

Wake up Boo!

By what a dumbass - 19/05/2022 04:00

Today, my idiot roommate finally realized that a girl who follows you everywhere like a puppy, always wants to talk to you, and "accidentally" sends nudes is into you. Unfortunately, she's since moved on from him. Now I get to listen to him whine about how unfair it all is. FML

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Grumpy Jack 26

Thursday 16 June 2022 4:00

How long did it take him to realize ??

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 19 May 2022 7:17

So, were the nudes good?

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 19 May 2022 7:17

So, were the nudes good?

Grumpy Jack 26

Thursday 16 June 2022 4:00

How long did it take him to realize ??

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