Love, Family and Dating: Unloveable

Unloveable

By keerah - 19/12/2024 18:00 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I came to find out that each person I've ever dated was either set up by my dad or by my sister. I'm fuming. FML

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A Wing Family! How sweet.

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