Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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skippydoda 32

Monday 28 October 2019 0:30

Once in the air, you can always ask the flight attendants if you can move.

sherri_baby88 36

Monday 28 October 2019 4:32

FYL, but I bet that guy was having a great day. Lol

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skippydoda 32

Monday 28 October 2019 0:30

Once in the air, you can always ask the flight attendants if you can move.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 28 October 2019 1:30

Why wasn't it flattering? So, what happened on the plane?

sherri_baby88 36

Monday 28 October 2019 4:32

FYL, but I bet that guy was having a great day. Lol

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