Sex, Food and Intimacy: Unexpected arousal - FML

Unexpected arousal

By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

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Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

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JoeGrant 12

Wednesday 21 August 2013 9:37

Hey, the way they lay that meat on there, sexy as anything else.

frozenfreeze 5

Wednesday 21 August 2013 9:39

There's a reason it's called the $5 footlong.

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TSEpsilon 7

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:32

You know, that might've been Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR). It's a very pleasant tingling sensation, usually in the scalp, that can occur for a variety of reasons. Watching someone do something carefully is a pretty common trigger. Try checking a few YouTube videos - you may have learned something about yourself!

ScarlettFever 7

Saturday 24 August 2013 0:54

#58 and #60 are right, this sounds just like ASMR. It's not sexual at all, but it does feel nice. You really should check into it OP! I get tingles watching people do things too, especially "personal attention" situations.

RA91 26

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:42

?!Ô.õ?!..I'm not even gonna try to make sense of this one, lol.

misshay1 1

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:53

I agree with #58. Immediately thought of ASMR. This is a non-sexual but highly pleasurable sensation. Enjoy! :-)

veedawggg 6

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:58

Sexual tingles.

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 21 August 2013 16:16

Sexual tingles. Wow, it's called an ******

guci101 14

Wednesday 21 August 2013 16:53

That's natural for someone your age

Darren22 12

Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:02

thirsty for that meat hun ??

ninad7 12

Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:27

I love food too

BicBoi996 12

Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:39

How the hell is making a sandwich sexually arousing!?

xiiauric 4

Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:44

Well I guess you can say you got a foot long.

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