Death and Animals: Underwhelming

Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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lucasj23 11

Tuesday 15 May 2018 14:31

either it was a very small rabbit or you're very large. otherwise I don't see how that could happen.

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