Intimacy: Turned on

Turned on

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 22:46 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

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Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML

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Saturday 31 March 2012 19:43

Those holes are pretty hot.

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yourwifelovesme 25

Wednesday 30 May 2012 4:12

Boston cream?

richiefitz 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 1:14

*doughnut

bvdinhd 0

Monday 24 September 2012 23:25

If they were from the fractured prune I agree

Euronymous93 29

Saturday 22 June 2013 8:05

Donuts are amazing! I don't blame you at all, OP.

ingram450 3

Thursday 17 October 2013 15:53

donut fetish

doglover100 28

Monday 14 April 2014 4:55

What kind of doughnuts did you get?

ADOG2645 17

Wednesday 16 March 2016 16:44

who wouldn't?

ArctixAssassin 4

Friday 24 June 2016 6:43

DONUT ****!!

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