Intimacy: Trial run

Trial run

By Perdito_Coño - 05/09/2014 20:55 - Australia - Quakers Hill

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML

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alex_622 22

Saturday 6 September 2014 1:43

Sorry OP. Maybe she wasn't worth it then

RedCityScapes 5

Saturday 6 September 2014 1:49

She denied moaning? You both have ears- that was a dumb excuse. She may have been embarrassed, but that was an overreaction on her part.

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mechaix101 2

Monday 8 September 2014 20:21

Should have jerked off on her face, and then you left first!

picturescrazy 24

Monday 15 September 2014 0:30

I sometimes make sounds without being able to help it before I'm penetrated. The events leading up to the actual sex are erotic too, so maybe take it as a compliment next time instead of embarrassing the poor girl... even if she was faking, she was probably just trying to turn you on and make it more pleasurable for you :(