Animals: Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and...

By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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alicianoar 7

Saturday 19 March 2011 7:41

Omg ewwww, I'd actually cry!

Doortje 29

Saturday 19 March 2011 7:58

Eww, get back in the shower. How did you not feel it though? Anyway, FYL.

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tohelliride 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 23:07

Ewww! I have arachnaphobia so I think I would pass out if that happened to me...

ernestine_fml 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 23:53

eww :/ fyl

Pebbles1290 8

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:28

And back in the shower you go..

CryMoreFMLs 14

Sunday 20 March 2011 8:48

Love your picture #17!!

khaya 9

Sunday 20 March 2011 14:50

You just cured your arachnophobia.

Matt_192 6

Monday 21 March 2011 8:16

win.

tcurtiswag 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 15:31

that gave me the shivers.

luckyclover53 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:12

Oh gross! i am so sorry!

glacilia80 8

Monday 21 March 2011 4:23

EWWWWWWW ! I'D SPAZ AND CRY FYL

Tcsearles 0

Monday 21 March 2011 20:15

Yeah I look at it when im bored

Tcsearles 0

Monday 21 March 2011 20:15

Yeah I look at it when im bored

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