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By NotTellingYouMyName - 28/11/2013 06:26 - United States - South Salem

Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML

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kc_bbg15 14

Friday 29 November 2013 19:36

What's your name???

winston5 6

Saturday 30 November 2013 0:06

What's your real nane

zuzupetalsYO 11

Sunday 1 December 2013 7:21

Who uses a phone book..

143amandaott 10

Sunday 1 December 2013 7:49

That sucks...I would change my name

Ugi 26

Monday 2 December 2013 11:10

Well, that's one way to meet new people, I guess.

arinmon 5

Saturday 15 March 2014 7:57

I'm surprised people actually use phone books to make prank calls

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