Work: Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several...

By ashamedklutz - 22/02/2014 00:20 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML

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At least you didn't go down alone..lol

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Mellylolz 8

Wednesday 14 January 2015 4:54

Seems like someone got knocked down a notch ?

saxaddict122 14

Tuesday 8 March 2016 19:51

I'm sure you got a lot of awkward stairs...

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