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By Fumi - 29/04/2016 22:23 - United States - Missoula

Today, while working at a grocery store, my supervisor pushed a cart filled with boxes up beside me. He usually tries to push it into me, making a huge mess of cardboard so I was surprised. I asked, "Aren't you gonna ram me today?" His face turned bright red and all he said was "Maybe later". FML

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summer4me 25

Saturday 30 April 2016 19:32

Word choice, gotta think about your word choice. Hope everything was cleared up and things aren't too awkward lol

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summer4me 25

Saturday 30 April 2016 19:32

Word choice, gotta think about your word choice. Hope everything was cleared up and things aren't too awkward lol

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