This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Bree06 - 16/06/2016 13:43 - Australia

Today, while working a coworker pointed out that I had bruises on my neck and thought I had been attacked. I had to awkwardly explain that the bruises came from the extremely rough sex I had the night before. FML.
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Eldslibo 20

I can see why it's (almost) fml, because it was a coworker that asked. But otherwise, sounds nice and it have happened to me too. A couple of times. And of course it's good that they ask about it.

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C8H18 33

I don't see how this is a FML....

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epicgamer 18

Your life isn't ******. Stop being a whiny bitch.

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Eldslibo 20

I can see why it's (almost) fml, because it was a coworker that asked. But otherwise, sounds nice and it have happened to me too. A couple of times. And of course it's good that they ask about it.

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trucker2 33

They could have handed you business card for battered woman's shelter...the hardest part is trying to explain.

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