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By KarleeQuinn - 11/12/2016 06:36 - United States

Today, while walking my dog, some kids accidentally threw their ball over the fence while playing. Wanting to be a nice person I ran across the street and threw it as hard as I could over the fence since it was windy. I hit a kid square in the face. FML

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Bonngoo 34

Monday 12 December 2016 19:53

That's hilarious. You threw a ball over a fence and unknowingly smacked a kid in the face with it. Imagine how surprised he was about it FHL.

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Bonngoo 34

Monday 12 December 2016 19:53

That's hilarious. You threw a ball over a fence and unknowingly smacked a kid in the face with it. Imagine how surprised he was about it FHL.

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