Kids and Awkward: Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let...

By Sharee K. - 08/08/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year-old man's junk. FML

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Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:49

Awkward. Was he smiling.?

IndyJustin 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:50

was he hard?

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AgentSmith79 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:32

You know you liked it. And so did he.

Igor_g5 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:34

Did you enjoy it?

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:41

Old man Sharee his penis, K.

Jarhead2700 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:43

look at it this way, you made an old man happy

allinicolesmh 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:47

Well I know your supposed to respect your elders.. But isn't that a little much...?

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Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:48

You know you liked it...

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Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:58

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Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:58

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Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:13

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