Miscellaneous: Today, whilst walking at dusk with my newlywed wife, she asked... - FML

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By AwwwCrap - 17/12/2018 02:45

Today, whilst walking at dusk with my newlywed wife, she asked me to her find something to throw out on the frozen pond. I found what I thought was a pine cone in the dark, and picked it up with my bare hand. It was a piece of dog shit. It was still soft. FML

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Amanda Jaworski 23

Saturday 22 December 2018 14:10

I hope you still handed it to her, she didn’t specify...

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 25 December 2018 1:34

My wife has already pretty much guaranteed she’s going to take our future kids there and tell them the story. She now refers to it as “that park where you grabbed a dog turd.” Still, it’s a funny memory.

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westoz 24

Monday 17 December 2018 18:20

Sounds like a romantic moment you’ll never live down!

Amanda Jaworski 23

Saturday 22 December 2018 14:10

I hope you still handed it to her, she didn’t specify...

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Sunday 23 December 2018 2:48

Hahahaha omg yes

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 25 December 2018 1:34

My wife has already pretty much guaranteed she’s going to take our future kids there and tell them the story. She now refers to it as “that park where you grabbed a dog turd.” Still, it’s a funny memory.

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