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By RequilaRainbow - 26/01/2012 07:34 - Canada

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

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Thursday 26 January 2012 16:10

Sharing is caring op?

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Thursday 26 January 2012 16:15

Burgar Bombing, the new fad

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jcingram 2

Friday 27 January 2012 2:17

LIKE A BOSS!!!

DEMACIA_fml 6

Friday 27 January 2012 2:24

Nice burger you got there...

4rmMiami 4

Friday 27 January 2012 2:26

He wanted it his way, should have told him "yah want some more??"

monkiki62 5

Friday 27 January 2012 2:27

Wow I don't know if I could get mad about that that drunk had balls. And of anything you could have tore off where he bit into it. Unless it was a fast food burger then you prolly would have none left. Damn u tiny burgers. Lol