Today, while visiting my dad for spring break, I took a big gulp... - FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2018 19:10

Today, while visiting my dad for spring break, I took a big gulp out of the jug of orange juice in the fridge. It was spiked with vodka. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML

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emmuh1900 4

Monday 19 March 2018 19:09

That sucks! Time for a meeting!

interesting33 36

Monday 19 March 2018 23:12

I'm really sorry, take care. give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. this is something you can change. you can stay on the sober path. Well done OP. I'm proud of you.

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emmuh1900 4

Monday 19 March 2018 19:09

That sucks! Time for a meeting!

interesting33 36

Monday 19 March 2018 23:12

I'm really sorry, take care. give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. this is something you can change. you can stay on the sober path. Well done OP. I'm proud of you.

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