Animals: Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when...

By speshlk37 - 20/08/2012 02:19 - United States

Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

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Gman1234gman 7

Monday 5 November 2012 5:52

well there is meds for that. (meth, crack, and sex) see your doctor for details.

JustWeeMe 11

Thursday 20 February 2014 1:28

Awwwww!!! ❤

doglover100 28

Saturday 8 March 2014 3:52

I'd freak out too.

teentee401 36

Thursday 28 August 2014 3:11

Quagmire?

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